Trials and Swimming Costumes

Would you believe how hard it is for the not so thin person to buy a decent swimming costume? I would settle for one that fits.

I’ve been looking for over a month now and even shops which have a plus size range of normal clothes don’t seem to do many swimming costumes. I ideally want one that won’t reveal the bits I want to hide to the world. I’m not asking for much. I want something that has a ‘sports’ back to it as the other ones fall down. I want it to have a reasonably high neckline – for a swimming costume. I can’t even find one that fits!!!

Okay, so I’m not the skinniest person in the world ever by a long way but I still want to swim.

Got to go. Internet deadline. 10pm and I have to be out of the computer room. New rules